How much milk do you have to buy?
- 8 gallons a week
What's for afternoon snack?
- How about a carrot...
How do you get your kids to read so much?
- We read to them, we turn off the TV, we read the same books as the kids are reading so that we can talk about it.
Can we go outside and play in the hose?
- Sure!
Why do you force your kids to do marching band?
- Wow! You have got to be kidding me, there is no way you could force a kid to be in marching band.
Where are my shoes?
- Wherever you took them off, look under the swings.
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